I love ice cream.
I love chocolate.
Therefore I really love when they’re both combined, such as in the case of Cornettos and Drumsticks.
So you would think my perfect date would involve one of these…no.
I have a slight issue with these ice creams – mainly that I can only eat them in private because well…umm…this happens:
I get ice cream all over my face
Yep. Just like a child.
No matter how careful I am I always end up with chocolate all over my face. Mainly my nose.
I have no idea how (and no big nose jokes)
Therefore it’s best to just not eat them in public…unless there’s a bathroom close by that I can dash into with a napkin over my mouth pretending I’m having a coughing fit.
This is why I'm single... 