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Reason #139 – Ice cream and chocolate

I love ice cream.

I love chocolate.

Therefore I really love when they’re both combined, such as in the case of Cornettos and Drumsticks.

So you would think my perfect date would involve one of these…no.

I have a slight issue with these ice creams – mainly that I can only eat them in private because well…umm…this happens:

Homer Simpson with ice cream on his face

I get ice cream all over my face

Yep. Just like a child.

No matter how careful I am I always end up with chocolate all over my face. Mainly my nose.

I have no idea how (and no big nose jokes)

Therefore it’s best to just not eat them in public…unless there’s a bathroom close by that I can dash into with a napkin over my mouth pretending I’m having a coughing fit.

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Reason #12 – Emergency Rations

Chocolate stimulates the release of endorphins in the brain which create feelings of pleasure. For this reason (and because it’s delicious) I keep a ration of emergency chocolate in the house.

If you need the endorphins, I suppose I would be willing to let you eat said chocolate as long as you promise to replace it ASAP.

God help you if I have PMS and my emergency chocolate is gone!

Hell have no fury like a woman without chocolate.

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