I just can’t!
Note how these socks have slightly different logos (one’s all one shade of pink and the other is different shades of pink) this means they are not a pair and therefore I cannot wear them as a pair.
I know what you’re thinking, “no one will know. You can’t even tell.”
“I WILL KNOW!!! I CAN TELL!!”
My solution – the socks are put aside until I find their proper partner (who must exist! Socks don’t vanish. It’s not like they can walk away… well not by themselves…)